I'm almost positive that there is a conspiracy going on in this house to make my life 10 times harder than it really should be. For the past week, everytime I go into the kitchen, I come out of there with mustard on me!! I know... absolutely ridiculous! But when I go in there to get a drink of water and then come out, not knowing, with mustard on me and then I pick up my white fabric... see where I'm going??? It's pretty frustrating when I have to scrub mustard out of white fabric cuz we all know how easily mustard comes out! So yesterday, I took about 20 minutes looking for the rogue mustard and found NOTHING!! And I still happened to encounter it this morning!! What the.... and I looked again, and of course, found nothing! I'm thinking of outlawing mustard in this house. You can eat it, squirt it, bath in it, for all I care---- OUTSIDE! I like my mustard but I don't like smelling like it.
And as long as I'm on the subject of mustard and cats (I wasn't talking about cats?? oh well...), next time I have a yellow cat, I'm going to name him Col. Mustard.
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